Kuz Posted July 28, 2008 Author Posted July 28, 2008 I was joking around after reading Brent's post about "accidentally" winning his ebay. I started singing "Oops, I did it again!" and she was like "Did you buy another guitar?" haha. I am super lucky though, she is pretty cool about it. I never lie to her about them, I tell her when I buy them (before she can see feepay or bank stuff), I don't make excuses and I don't ever let her think I need her permission - this has worked very well (so far). Give it time. Then you will learn to be Sneaky, Sneaky!
Kuz Posted July 28, 2008 Author Posted July 28, 2008 Thurs pm. Just shipped today. I didn't want it sitting in a warehouse (or worse a truck) over the weekend. Graham very much agreed.
SouthpawGuy Posted July 28, 2008 Posted July 28, 2008 Sounds like I needed to buy this guitar to defend democracy and our right to pursuit of happiness. Now feel much better. There is a much larger ideal at work here, I'm fighting for every note picking, red white & blue, male guitarist on this planet. Give me my 525 or give me death! Did you mean to type "nose" picking ? It actually reads better that way ;D Just my 2 cents thrown into this thread, it's like a GAS Victims Anonymous members reunion in here ;D You're all in denial ;D ;D ;D
Kuz Posted July 28, 2008 Author Posted July 28, 2008 Did you mean to type "nose" picking ? It actually reads better that way ;D Just my 2 cents thrown into this thread, it's like a GAS Victims Anonymous members reunion in here ;D You're all in denial ;D ;D ;D Hey get it right, I'm paranoid, not in denial. I know I have GAS and I know she is out to get me. Come to think about it, I might not be psychotic at all, if the above is true.
faultline Posted July 28, 2008 Posted July 28, 2008 > 1) wait for her to leave to do something - doesn't matter as long as she is gone for 10-15 minutes 2) Get a ladder and hide the new case in the attic ... 3) Buy a new guitar stand and put one of the guitars she knows about on that stand 4) Put new axe in old case .... well it may not be perfect ... not directly lying .... just withholding of information until you can slip the new axe into a conversation and not get your johnson stepped on so to speak ... then blame it on old age or "short-term memory loss" p.s. - make sure there are fresh flowers in the house - these will be appreciated by her .... ... or maybe used at your funeral
Kuz Posted July 29, 2008 Author Posted July 29, 2008 > 1) wait for her to leave to do something - doesn't matter as long as she is gone for 10-15 minutes 2) Get a ladder and hide the new case in the attic ... 3) Buy a new guitar stand and put one of the guitars she knows about on that stand 4) Put new axe in old case .... well it may not be perfect ... not directly lying .... just withholding of information until you can slip the new axe into a conversation and not get your johnson stepped on so to speak ... then blame it on old age or "short-term memory loss" p.s. - make sure there are fresh flowers in the house - these will be appreciated by her .... ... or maybe used at your funeral Thanks. I like your line of thinking. I think I have my answers narrowed down. But I'm sleeping on it.
SouthpawGuy Posted July 29, 2008 Posted July 29, 2008 Thanks. I like your line of thinking. I think I have my answers narrowed down. But I'm sleeping on it. I have a two word response to that idea ..... .... Laurena Bobbit . ;D ;D ;D
Kuz Posted July 29, 2008 Author Posted July 29, 2008 No, No, No. Problem solved. No lying or cheating even. Called FedEx. I'm going to pick-up her up Thurs morning. Drop her off at home while the wife & kids are away all day. Put her in the guitar closet. Then that night open the box. Put box in my trunk for disposal. Open the case and drool (maybe pics, you think??). Friday, maybe come home a little early and let Tone Nirvana resonate from the hills & valleys of Greater Dayton area. Friday late afternoon/early evening put her back in case and take the wife out for the evening for a "just cause I love you, not for any special reason" date :wink:
SouthpawGuy Posted July 29, 2008 Posted July 29, 2008 No, No, No. Problem solved. No lying or cheating even. Called FedEx. I'm going to pick-up her up Thurs morning. Drop her off at home while the wife & kids are away all day. Put her in the guitar closet. Then that night open the box. Put box in my trunk for disposal. Open the case and drool (maybe pics, you think??). Friday, maybe come home a little early and let Tone Nirvana resonate from the hills & valleys of Greater Dayton area. Friday late afternoon/early evening put her back in case and take the wife out for the evening for a "just cause I love you, not for any special reason" date :wink: Still sneaky though ! :wink:
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