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Just ordered the latest nano pedal from Quilter.

 

 

Smaller and lighter than anything ever before, the Quilter Thormitron is the answer for the guitarist who never can play loud enough to be heard.

 

Lightweight: Only 8 ounces!

 

Powerful: 10,000 watts of raw fury!

 

Tiny: The size of a micro pedal!

 

Agile: SENSOTILT enabled for XYZ axis expression controller

 

Pedoutrageous: Ped-O-Matic foot proximity sensors eliminate the need for switches

 

Flexible: Mono or Dolby 5.1 input, Qo7 or 1,028 bit 208V 3-phase stereo out!

 

Infinite: Thorium pellet allows amplifier to operate for 5 million years!

 

Ridiculous: Powered by an intel Qubit entangled quantum core processor

 

The new Thormitron has redefined all expectations of power and portability. Featuring in excess of 65,000 different modeling rigs, it is capable of using Intrinsic Warp-Lock technology to capture future quantitative settings before they are even created. Combined with our proprietary Oops! (Orbital Oversight Prevention System) technology, you can correct bad notes or heinous errors prior to even playing the gig!

 

The Thormitron 10000! The must have kit of 2014!

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It's not true bypass so that's a deal breaker for me.

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So many knobs!

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